by: Zach Utsler

I realize all of you are used to my extremely fascinating posts, (no need to comment on that lol) but as of late my head has been in the clouds. I’m off on vacation soon and have not been able to focus much on soccer news , work,  etc.  Been a little too long since I’ve been anywhere but hometown Missourah so I’m minutely excited to say the least.

Anyway, thought I would post up 10 of my favorite Ray Hudson quotes for you to either laugh or cringe about.  For my money, he is by far the most entertaining commentator, although I realize he can be one of those either “love him” or “hate him” personalities.  The best chance you have of hearing him is on GOLTV which is the network he commentates on.

So here they are… I cannot account for accuracy but I can for sure say they are damn funny!

10. “Braver than a bullfighter with no knickers on.”

9. “A goal is a dream with a deadline. And this one is a wet dream.”

8. “All the fire engines come, he takes them all and skins them like Jack the Ripper.”

7. “You’ve got to put him in chains, put him inside a bank vault, put him on a ship, take the ship out to the ocean, sink the ship, and you know what? He’ll still get out.”

6. “Better balance than a one-legged man standing in a hammock, Lionel Messi. Like Hannibal Lecter he skins them alive.”

5. “Defending this team, it’s like trying to nail Jello to the ceiling, mission impossible.”

4. “Looks like a Tyrannosaurus Rex with hemorrhoids. Angry!”

3.  “He needs to be on his tippy-toes, like a midget at a urinal.”

2.”It wouldn’t get any more exciting here now if Elvis himself showed up in a matador’s outfit.”

1. “Without penetration, it’s just masturbation, and right now, we’re just playing with ourselves.”

This post would not have been possible without the awesome archive of quotes by one blogger known as “hudsonland” you can check out hundreds of wacky quotes on his Hudsonia blog.  There are actually a few articles, blogs, and so on dedicated to Mr. Hudson floating around the web.  Of course, there wouldn’t be any of it if it weren’t for the man himself so “Thanks Ray and keep it coming!”

Comment and let us know your favorite announcer, soccer related sayings, or quotes.

Cheers!

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